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I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little
pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.
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Passengers on a plane are waiting for the flight to
leave. The entrance opens, and two men walk up the aisle, dressed in pilot
uniforms. Both are wearing dark glasses. One is using a seeing-eye dog, and
the other is tapping his way up the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter
spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes,
and the engines start. The passengers begin glancing nervously, searching
for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is
forthcoming....
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